Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.