Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves.