Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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How do you get info from a French dude?

You est-ce que question

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.