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Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.