Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.