Crepe Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves.

Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe