What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.