What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.