What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves.

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What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe