What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe