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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!