French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.