French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)