French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

Amoxicillin

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"