Bonjour Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."