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Bonjour Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"