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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre