Bonjour Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.