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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.