What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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What makes Mercy such a good medic?

It must be her high heals.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!