Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.