Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?