Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.