Package Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Tickle Elmo Jokes More Tickle Elmo Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen