They baguette.
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Amelia a package last week - did you get it!
Give it two test-tickles.
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Black mail!
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Neither work when you open windows.
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
We sleep better when the room is moving
Okay men, get on the ship.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
