Package Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Elmo Jokes More Elmo Jokes

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.