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Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.