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Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.