Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism