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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!