Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)