Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.