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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.