Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.