Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally