Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.