Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.