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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that