What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!