How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.