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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.