How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

Removed

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai