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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.