Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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With ConCurrency, of course.

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They handsome money to the cashier

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Zero. They don't exist.

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Where's the evidence

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.