Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Astro Jokes More Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Tangle Jokes More Tangle Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.