Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.