Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.