They both fiddle with a rod
He fiddled up a little kid.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A fiddle between the sheets
He just started fiddling with it.
Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
The Library
He plays golf.
They always scratch.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
They have to use TWO hands.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
A trip without the kids
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Hi sugar
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He was caught taking a leek.
