Fiddle Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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He wasn't in the MahMoud.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.