They both fiddle with a rod
He was fiddling with the kids. *
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
He just started fiddling with it.
Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Hormones
Because they're Master Baiters.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
A fork
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
One strike, and they're out.
The Nomad
Both are offensive and inaccurate.
That's the banjo player's Porsche.
