Teen Jokes

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes
Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!