Teen Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.