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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte