Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery