Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!