Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.