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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What's the best part of a woman?

Between 18 and 24 yrs

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does it smell?

Awful

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.