What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist

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Reservation reservation reservations.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey