What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey