What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.