March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.