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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!