What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!