What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure