What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What is this movie about?

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

How about some snappy one-liners?

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure