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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure