Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.