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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.