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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.