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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans