50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What do you like to drink?

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress