50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13