50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.