50 Shades of Earl Grey
A greydient
The Gray Poupon
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry
Dragon drop
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Half a centipede!
Water Polio
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
She was running out of things to read.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Shelf-ish
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
By hare (air) mail.
M: I'm not.
PG-13