50 Shade Jokes

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.