How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.