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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.