Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A newspaper.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
I don't know and I don't care.
The color.
Fred and George Weasley.
You flip it upside down.
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Pound Town
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
McBongald's
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Michael Jackson
Depressing. **crickets**
A fluffy tale.
