Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A newspaper.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Because its horn doesn't work.
It's a place of udder delight.
Too many horses were drowning.
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
A cross walk
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
Michael Jackson
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Canada.
Because tea leaves.
A Super Saying
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
