There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A newspaper.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
The newspaper.
For people that don't want anything to drink
Polish
Cause it's an all mail business.
She's always objectifying people.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
The Lamp Post.
The leisure centre.
Ho, ho, ho!
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Circuit training.
A 2na
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
