Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A newspaper.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
Because you already read-it.
Too many colons.
It got stuck to the chicken.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
A life time ban at the zoo
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
A community centre
The Lamp Post.
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Catoons
He's really good at swatting.
The SWAT team
