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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.