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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre