What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.