It is the language of Wales.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)
Caerphilly.
Inconceivable.
Chicks are for kids!
Lamp post
The Lamp Post.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
I need to do a vowel movement!
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
A shamrock.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
When she hands out long sentences.
You herd me!
BAAA
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Pig's tie!
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
