Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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Lamp post

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I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

Neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.