Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

Removed

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off