Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Vowel Jokes More Vowel Jokes

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!