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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit