What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing