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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing