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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!