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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!