What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.