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Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.