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Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

American Jokes More American Jokes

What are they called in America?

Americans.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.