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Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.