Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.