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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.