What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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One with everything

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What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!