What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.