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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar