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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.