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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.