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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.