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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.