Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.