Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.