What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes