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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.