What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip