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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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