What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9