What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.