What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.