How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.