How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.