How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.