Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.