Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.