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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.