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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB