Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Santa Claws

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.