Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!