Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.