Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.