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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.