What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.