What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.