What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!