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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)