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Magazine Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.