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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication