What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication