What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.