What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D