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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D