What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes