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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

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What do miss Frizzle and the Catholic Church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal