What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......