What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!