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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.