What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past

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What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.