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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.