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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.