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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement