Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

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Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement