Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement