Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement