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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

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A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement