Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
He got the sack.
Hit the sack.