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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

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Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.