What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Pants

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Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!